americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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  • Age 5: i wanna be part of the xmen
  • Age 18: i wanna be part of the xmen
azaie:

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Instagram → @liemeurs

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

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